Ex-Boyfriends and Baristas

Funny how Ex-boyfriends and Baristas have a funny way of ruining your day....

 

Stephen. The first true love of my life. The guy I thought I was going to marry. The guy who tore my heart out and stomped on it. Every woman has that guy.

 

Barista that man with the smile who 3 days a week makes me my Large Coffee of the day with Skim Milk. You change the barista you change the coffee.

 

I'm over my exboyfriend I really am.  We split up about 12 years ago. It was an angry break up. The kind you see in the movies. Girl loves Boy. Boy loves Girl. Boy and Girl. Girl and Boy. Girl goes to visit boy and finds boy in the arms of another Girl.  Other girl is not nearly as pretty or fun as First Girl. First Girl is angry bitter- she runs and never looks back. Boy marries Other Girl. First Girl marries a new fabolous Guy.  All is good right?

 

First Girl has dream about ex-boy. She and her Fabu Guy are out to dinner with ex-boy, Other Girl and some other pople. Other Girl Tells First Girl that she forgives her for saying mean things about her for blaming Other Girl for the break up. First Girl is so confused. She goes for a walk with ex-boy who tells her he misses her. ANd than she wakes up. Confused and Angry for ex-boy turning up again....

 

So this is why our herione needs coffee. She asks the barista for a Large Coffe. Because as well we all know, she despartely needs one....  Barista gives her a small. Girl says I orderd a Large. Barista berates her and gives her an attitude problem. Barista is now sorry he messed with Girl. Girl lets him have it. She finally gets what she wants. Girl is happy. Barista is confused.

 

Just like the Girl is confused as to why a dream about Ex-Boy would make her cranky and where is her true Barista?